(the following post is my marginally humorous, yet always accurate, sarcastic look at the world at large. please don’t email me and tell me about spelling errors or the date, and especially not my hot take. that’s what makes it a hot take. I promise you — I know, and it’s intentional. I will post the older versions of these diary entries as I go.)

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